paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i out mim tonsoeep
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