i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
