and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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