I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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