people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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