Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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