My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
They have beer where we have blood.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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