No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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