I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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