So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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