I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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