something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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