Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
why do cheetos always look like penises
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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