Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Last time i carry you out of a forest
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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