When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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