11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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