It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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