I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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