ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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