i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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