How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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