Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize
