YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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