Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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