whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
This is the high leading the old right now
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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