Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
