What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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