im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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