So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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