YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Sponge bath it is.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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