i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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