Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
