its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I love having hate sex.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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