i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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