I can text with my tongue
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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