Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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