I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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