Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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