So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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