Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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