So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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