dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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