This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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