if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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