Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
