Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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