We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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