i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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