whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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