How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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