All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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