White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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