Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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