Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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