omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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