He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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